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56 Translations

Reblogged from bestrafemich21

bestrafemich21:

dasbierboot:

uprightcitizens:

  1. Go to this site.
  2. Put in a phrase.
  3. Choose “56 translations.”
  4. Show us the result.

Original text:

“Rome wasn’t built in a day”

…56 translations later we get:

“Spain”

Original text:

“If you were gay, that’d be okay.”

…56 translations later we get:

“If the room temperature.”

Original text:

“Suck my dick.”

….56 translations later we get:

“I miss the sound.” 


Wat?

Original text:

“Daniel Alfredsson.”

….56 translations later we get:

“God.”

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